Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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