So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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