it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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