i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
