i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got her a Nickelback box set.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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