My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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