So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
