THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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