I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he fucked my hip out of place.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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