Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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