jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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