oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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