How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?