So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.