i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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