brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
