you're like a bully in the Christmas story
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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