belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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