i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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