so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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