names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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