i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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