**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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