i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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