is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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