So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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