dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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