You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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