ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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