Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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