They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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