You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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