There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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