afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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