brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"