cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
FUCK WHALES
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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