i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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