the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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