O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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