girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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