But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
