I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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