How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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