Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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