I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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