We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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