why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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