She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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