So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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