Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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