next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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