Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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