No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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