I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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