just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
should my penis look like a turkey
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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