Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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