wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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