Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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