Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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